`I wish we had an institution like that in our Church,' said Mr Browne candidly.
He was astonished to hear that the monks never spoke, got up at two in the morning
and slept in their coffins. He asked what they did it for.
`That's the rule of the order,' said Aunt Kate firmly.
`Yes, but why?' asked Mr Browne.
Aunt Kate repeated that it was the rule, that was all. Mr Browne still seemed not to
understand. Freddy Malins explained to him, as best he could, that the monks were
trying to make up for the sins committed by all the sinners in the outside world. The
explanation was not very clear, for Mr Browne grinned and said:
`I like that idea very much, but wouldn't a comfortable spring bed do them as well as
a coffin?'
`The coffin,' said Mary Jane, `is to remind them of their last end.'
As the subject had grown lugubrious it was buried in a silence of the table, during
which Mrs Malins could be heard saying to her neighbour in an indistinct undertone:
`They are very good men, the monks, very pious men.'
The raisins and almonds and figs and apples and oranges and chocolates and sweets
were now passed about the table, and Aunt Julia invited all the guests to have either
port or sherry. At first Mr Bartell D'Arcy refused to take either, but one of his
neighbours nudged him and whispered something to him, upon which he allowed his
glass to be filled. Gradually as the last glasses were being filled the conversation
ceased. A pause followed, broken only by the noise of the wine and by unsettling of
chairs. The Misses Morkan, all three, looked down at the tablecloth. Someone
coughed once or twice, and then a few gentlemen patted the table gently as a signal
for silence. The silence came and Gabriel pushed back his chair and stood up.
The patting at once grew louder in encouragement and then ceased altogether. Gabriel
leaned his ten trembling fingers on the tablecloth and smiled nervously at the
company. Meeting a row of upturned faces he raised his eyes to the chandelier. The
piano was playing a waltz tune and he could hear the skirts sweeping against the
drawing-room door. People, perhaps, were standing in the snow on the quay outside,
gazing up at the lighted windows and listening to the waltz music. The air was pure
there. In the distance lay the park, where the trees were weighted with snow. The
Wellington Monument wore a gleaming cap of snow that flashed westwards over the
white field of Fifteen Acres.
He began:
`Ladies and Gentlemen,
`It has fallen to my lot this evening, as in years past, to perform a very pleasing task,
but a task for which I am afraid my poor powers as a speaker are all too inadequate.'
`No, no!' said Mr Browne.
`But, however that may be, I can only ask you tonight to take the will for the deed,
and to lend me your attention for a few moments while I endeavour to express to you
in words what my feelings are on this occasion.
`Ladies and Gentlemen, it is not the first time that we have gathered together under
this hospitable roof, around this hospitable board. It is not the first time that we have
been the recipients - or perhaps, I had better say, the victims - of the hospitality of
certain good ladies.'
He made a circle in the air with his arm and paused. Everyone laughed or smiled at
Aunt Kate and Aunt Julia and Mary Jane, who all turned crimson with pleasure.
Gabriel went on more boldly:
`I feel more strongly with every recurring year that our country has no tradition which
does it so much honour and which it should guard so jealously as that of its
hospitality. It is a tradition that is unique as far as my experience goes (and I have
visited not a few places abroad) among the modern nations. Some would say, perhaps,
that with us it is rather a failing than anything to be boasted of. But granted even that,
it is, to my mind, a princely failing, and one that I trust will long be cultivated among
us. Of one thing, at least, I am sure. As long as this one roof shelters the good ladies
aforesaid - and I wish from my heart it may do so for many and many a long year to
come - the tradition of genuine warm-hearted courteous Irish hospitality, which our
forefathers have handed down to us and which we must hand down to our
descendants, is still alive among us.'
A hearty murmur of assent ran round the table. It shot through Gabriel's mind that
Miss Ivors was not there and that she had gone away discourteously: and he said with
confidence in himself:
`Ladies and Gentlemen,
`A new generation is growing up in our midst, a generation actuated by new ideas and
new principles. It is serious and enthusiastic for these new ideas and its enthusiasm,
even when it is misdirected, is, I believe, in the main sincere. But we are living in a
sceptical and, if I may use the phrase, a thought-tormented age: and sometimes I fear
that this new generation, educated or hyper-educated as it is, will lack those qualities
of humanity, of hospitality, of kindly humour which belonged to an older day.
Listening tonight to the names of all those great singers of the past it seemed to me, I
must confess, that we were living in a less spacious age. Those days might, without
exaggeration, be called spacious days: and if they are gone beyond recall, let us hope,
at least, that in gatherings such as this we shall still speak of them with pride and
affection, still cherish in our hearts the memory of those dead and gone great ones
whose fame the world will not willingly let die.'
`Hear, hear!' said Mr Browne loudly.
`But yet,' continued Gabriel, his voice falling into a softer inflection, `there are always
in gatherings such as this sadder thoughts that will recur to our minds: thoughts of the
past, of youth, of changes, of absent faces that we miss here tonight. Our path through
life is strewn with many such sad memories: and were we to brood upon them always
we could not find the heart to go on bravely with our work among the living. We have
all of us living duties and living affections which claim, and rightly claim, our
strenuous endeavours.
`Therefore, I will not linger on the past. I will not let any gloomy moralizing intrude
upon us here tonight. Here we are gathered together for a brief moment from the
bustle and rush of our everyday routine. We are met here as friends, in the spirit of
good-fellowship, as colleagues, also, to a certain extent, in the true spirit of
camaraderie, and as the guests of - what shall I call them? - the Three Graces of the
Dublin musical world.'
The table burst into applause and laughter at this allusion. Aunt Julia vainly asked
each of her neighbours in turn to tell her what Gabriel had said.
`He says we are the Three Graces, Aunt Julia,' said Mary Jane.
Aunt Julia did not understand, but she looked up, smiling at Gabriel, who continued in
the same vein:
`Ladies and Gentlemen,
`I will not attempt to play tonight the part that Paris played on another occasion. I will
not attempt to choose between them. The task would be an invidious one and one
beyond my poor powers. For when I view them in turn, whether it be our chief
hostess herself, whose good heart, whose too good heart, has become a byword with
all who know her; or her sister, who seems to be gifted with perennial youth and
whose singing must have been a surprise and a revelation to us all tonight; or, last but
not least, when I consider our youngest hostess, talented, cheerful, hardworking and
the best of nieces, I confess, Ladies and Gentlemen, that I do not know to which of
them I should award the prize.'
Gabriel glanced down at his aunts and, seeing the large smile on Aunt Julia's face and
the tears which had risen to Aunt Kate's eyes, hastened to his close. He raised his
glass of port gallantly, while every member of the company fingered a glass
expectantly, and said loudly:
`Let us toast them all three together. Let us drink to their health, wealth, long life,
happiness, and prosperity and may they long continue to hold the proud and self-won
position which they hold in their profession and the position of honour and affection
which they hold in our hearts.'
All the guests stood up, glass in hand, and turning towards the three seated ladies,
sang in unison, with Mr Browne as leader:
For they are jolly gay fellows,
For they are jolly gay fellows,
For they are jolly gay fellows,
Which nobody can deny.
Aunt Kate was making frank use of her handkerchief and even Aunt Julia seemed
moved. Freddy Malins beat time with his pudding-fork and the singers turned towards
one another, as if in melodious conference, while they sang with emphasis:
Unless he tells a lie,
Unless he tells a lie.
Then, turning once more towards their hostesses, they sang:
For they are jolly gay fellows,
For they are jolly gay fellows,
For they are jolly gay fellows,
Which nobody can deny.
The acclamation which followed was taken up beyond the door of the supper-room by
many of the other guests and renewed time after time, Freddy Malins acting as officer
with his fork on high.
The piercing morning air came into the hall where they were standing so that Aunt
Kate said:
`Close the door, somebody. Mrs Malins will get her death of cold.'
`Browne is out there, Aunt Kate,' said Mary Jane.
`Browne is everywhere,' said Aunt Kate, lowering her voice.
Mary Jane laughed at her tone.
`Really,' she said archly, `he is very attentive.'
`He has been laid on here like the gas,' said Aunt Kate in the same tone, `all during
the Christmas.'
She laughed herself this time good-humouredly and then added quickly:
`But tell him to come in, Mary Jane, and close the door. I hope to goodness he didn't
hear me.'
At that moment the hall-door was opened and Mr Browne came in from the doorstep,
laughing as if his heart would break. He was dressed in a long green overcoat with
mock astrakhan cuffs and collar and wore on his head an oval fur cap. He pointed
down the snow-covered quay from where the sound of shrill prolonged whistling was
borne in.
`Teddy will have all the cabs in Dublin out,' he said.
Gabriel advanced from the little pantry behind the office, struggling into his overcoat
and, looking round the hall, said.
`Gretta not down yet?'
`She's getting on her things, Gabriel,' said Aunt Kate.
`Who's playing up there?' asked Gabriel.
`Nobody. They're all gone.'
`O no, Aunt Kate,' said Mary Jane. `Bartell D'Arcy and Miss O'Callaghan aren't gone
yet.'
`Someone is fooling at the piano anyhow,' said Gabriel.
Mary Jane glanced at Gabriel and Mr Browne and said with a shiver:
`It makes me feel cold to look at you two gentlemen muffled up like that. I wouldn't
like to face your journey home at this hour.'
`I'd like nothing better this minute,' said Mr Browne stoutly, `than a rattling fine walk
in the country or a fast drive with a good spanking goer between the shafts.'
`We used to have a very good horse and trap at home,' said Aunt Julia, sadly.
`The never-to-be-forgotten Johnny,' said Mary Jane, laughing.
Aunt Kate and Gabriel laughed too.
`Why, what was wonderful about Johnny?' asked Mr Browne.
`The late lamented Patrick Morkan, our grandfather, that is,' explained Gabriel,
`commonly known in his later years as the old gentleman, was a glue-boiler.'
`O, now, Gabriel,' said Aunt Kate, laughing, `he had a starch mill.'
`Well, glue or starch,' said Gabriel, `the old gentleman had a horse by the name of
Johnny. And Johnny used to work in the old gentleman's mill, walking round and
round in order to drive the mill. That was all very well; but now comes the tragic part
about Johnny. One fine day the old gentleman thought he'd like to drive out with the
quality to a military review in the park.'
`The Lord have mercy on his soul,' said Aunt Kate, compassionately.
`Amen,' said Gabriel. `So the old gentleman, as I said, harnessed Johnny and put on
his very best tall hat and his very best stock collar and drove out in grand style from
his ancestral mansion somewhere near Back Lane, I think.'
Everyone laughed, even Mrs Malins, at Gabriel's manner, and Aunt Kate said:
`O, now, Gabriel, he didn't live in Back Lane, really. Only the mill was there.'
`Out from the mansion of his forefathers,' continued Gabriel, `he drove with Johnny.
And everything went on beautifully until Johnny came in sight of King Billy's statue:
and whether he fell in love with the horse King Billy sits on or whether he thought he
was back again in the mill, anyway he began to walk round the statue.'
Gabriel paced in a circle round the hall in his goloshes amid the laughter of the others.
`Round and round he went,' said Gabriel, `and the old gentleman, who was a very
pompous old gentleman, was highly indignant. "Go on, sir! What do you mean, sir?
Johnny! Johnny! Most extraordinary conduct! Can't understand the horse!"'
The peals of laughter which followed Gabriel's imitation of the incident were
interrupted by a resounding knock at the hall-door. Mary Jane ran to open it and let in
Freddy Malins. Freddy Malins, with his hat well back on his head and his shoulders
humped with cold, was puffing and steaming after his exertions.
`I could only get one cab,' he said.
`O, we'll find another along the quay,' said Gabriel.
`Yes,' said Aunt Kate. `Better not keep Mrs Malins standing in the draught.'
Mrs Malins was helped down the front steps by her son and Mr Browne and, after
many manoeuvres, hoisted into the cab. Freddy Malins clambered in after her and
spent a long time settling her on the seat, Mr Browne helping him with advice. At last
she was settled comfortably and Freddy Malins invited Mr Browne into the cab.
There was a good deal of confused talk, and then Mr Browne got into the cab. The
cabman settled his rug over his knees, and bent down for the address. The confusion
grew greater and the cabman was directed differently by Freddy Malins and Mr
Browne, each of whom had his head out through a window of the cab. The difficulty
was to know where to drop Mr Browne along the route, and Aunt Kate, Aunt Julia,
and Mary Jane helped the discussion from the doorstep with cross-directions and
contradictions and abundance of laughter. As for Freddy Malins he was speechless
with laughter. He popped his head in and out of the window every moment to the
great danger of his hat, and told his mother how the discussion was progressing, till at
last Mr Browne shouted to the bewildered cabman above the din of everybody's
laughter:
`Do you know Trinity College?'
`Yes, sir,' said the cabman.
`Well, drive bang up against Trinity College gates,' said Mr Browne, `and then we'll
tell you where to go. You understand now?'
`Yes, sir,' said the cabman.
`Make like a bird for Trinity College.'
